Okay, so let me just tell you a little about my night and my morning so far on this fine day of January 12th 2011. To start I went to bed around 11:00ish last night ( No Biggie), then of course like I do every night I wake up and have to go pee-pee in the potty. That was around 1:45 this am. At approximatley 3:06am I am awakened my James screaming crying in his bedroom. I hop out of bed and run in to console him. I pick him up, rub his back and pat his little bumper and say "It's okay baby, Momma's here" Finally after about ten minutes of rubbing and patting his bumper I lay him back down. ( Yea I can go back to bed) NOT! I walk out and turn out the bathroom light, get half way to my bedroom and the crying starts all over again. I stand there for a minute hoping and praying he will just shut his eyes and go back to sleep. I figured he would since he never did take a nap yesterday! Nope, couldn't be that lucky. So, needless to say, I go back in there, pick him and start the whole rubbing and patting routine. This time I take him into the living room and sit on the couch, while his little head lays on my shoulder. I glance at the clock, I am thinking another ten minutes and we will be good to go. Maybe it was a sign from God that I should have just quit thinking...30 minutes later, he is finally back asleep. I slowly make my way off the couch and into his room. I turn the covers back and lay him down...again I am thinking "YES!" I turn around to leave and up stands James in his crib and thus the crying begins (AGAIN). This time I pick him up and take into Momma and Daddy's bedroom. Jeremy flips the covers back for us and in the bed we come...finally PEACE and QUIET! Awwww, yeah, that lasted all of five minutes. I never knew a little boy could toss and turn so much and take up so much pillow space. Mean while, Jeremy my husband is knocked out once again. So, I now have half my body hanging off the edge of the bed, James head in my face and then the snorning begins. Not only is James now snorning in my ear, but Jeremy (my lovely husband) is now snoring like a FREIGHT TRAIN. I try kicking him under the covers...that worked for all of ten minutes and then he was back at it again. James kept waking up and not realizing where he was at started freaking out. By this time it is 6:50am and I know that my husbands phone alarm goes off at 7:15am-FUN! Finally at 7:45 Jeremy rolls out of bed and gets dressed and ready to leave for work. He kisses me and James goodbye and tells James (who is now bright eyed and bushy tailed) to go back to sleep, or night-night I should say. James looks up at him and rolls over and sticks his little butt up in the air and head on his pillow. HALLEJUIAH!!!! Out the door Jeremy goes...yes, fnally it has happened, I and James and can go back to bed. NOTTTTTT! 5 minutes later, James thinks it's play time and off the bed he goes! ARRRRGGGG!
So, we get up, turn on some cartoons, let him play for a little while and our day begins. 8:30 comes and I decide it's time for breakfast. After breakfast I need to take a potty break. James of course follows me into the restroom and attempts to throw two balls into the toliet bowl. That didn't happen. So, I proceed to wash my hands and while I have my back turned, James lifts the toliet seat and in goes one of his cars. That was time out number one for the day. He thens tries playing with one of my new candle holders from Ikea and knocked one of the speakers from the tv into the floor. I walk into the guest bathroom to do some cleaning and lift the toliet seat, and low and behold what do I see floating in the very bottom of the toliet bowl? James' motorcycle. That was timeout number two for the day. I then go into the the bedroom and proceed to put some clothes away, while in the bedroom, I hear a loud noise, so I walk back into the living room and James is sitting perfectly still, just as I left him. So, I look around to see what the noise could have been and don't see anything. A minute later I walk back over to let James out of time out and what do I see in my glass of tea? My PHONE!!!!! That was a spanking and time out number three, this is all before 12:00 may I remind you! Needless to say, I have had one adventerous night and day. I will be sooooooo soooooo HAPPY when nap time rolls around today! And he will be taking a nap today, whether he likes it or not! Hopefully he doesn't bat those BIG BLUE eyes at me-it's not going to work today! Praying my phone also works correctly! Terrible Two's I am NOT looking forward to you! ARRRRGGG (that's my pirate voice).
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